Geraldine & Eliza aren't winning. There's the lost makeup bag at the movies, the missing Medicare card and the early call from the childcare centre to pick up a supposedly sick child.
But both women have been keenly following the various upcoming elections around the world. Indonesia, India, Israel and Australia will go to the polls soon.
There's a vague chance that there'll be another general election in Britain to deal with the Brexit crisis.
Geraldine thinks Theresa May needs to field a cross-party Government of National Unity. Eliza thinks the Prime Minister is doing a poor job and must listen to the people rather than pushing on with her current position.
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